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I've swam with great white sharks.
I make faces for cash and chicken.
High Noon is a pretty corny movie.
I think I am a little too old now.
Fear has been good to yours truly.
My worst habit is speaking to much
I wanted to work with an elephant.
The only weapon we have is comedy.
I was considered chubby as a teen.
I do believe all actors are smart.
I'd like an omelet named after me.
Life is not to be taken seriously.
It's important to find your tribe.
I always wanted to go into acting.
It's hard to make a book episodic.
My family were pretty big hippies.
We'll be back. I promise you that.
Improv is... gods creating worlds.
I hate junk food. It depresses me.
My one ambition is to play a hero.
I distrust all television doctors.
Making people laugh was automatic.
I'm proud to be from Philadelphia.
I have a hard time with free time.
My parents are retired, basically.
My family, my parents are hippies.
History passes the final judgment.
I love con-men characters in film.
There is a universality to comedy.
I'm a Jewish born-again Christian.
I like time ticking the way it is.
I have a big family of big people.
I can't relate to 99% of humanity.
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.
She was feeling her bohemian oats.
The church is the gym of the soul.
I eat less, stretch, and work out.
My mom is the best. She's so nuts.
'Sons of Anarchy' is always murky.
The fewer desires, the more peace.
A great man is made so for others.
In the end, you will always kneel.
An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
I am desperate to do a comedy now.
I am definitely a person of color.
I have dangerous bones in my body.
So don't send me up the river yet.
No party is as bad as its leaders.
You can cry, ain't no shame in it.