What Bollywood lacks is scripts. A lot of the films are copies of western films.

'8 Mile' is so revered, it's like, everywhere I go, somebody's talking about it.

If someone saves your life, you develop a brotherhood, no matter what your race.

I want to play James Bond - are you kidding me? I'm putting my name in the ring!

Fear is not a friend of mine. But it's something to have a healthy awareness of.

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.

Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.

There's such an immediate intimacy with film that you just don't get in theater.

As people, no matter what we are doing, your whole body is living and breathing.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.

Let's put it this way: if I were to direct a feature film, I would not be in it.

I exercise every morning without fail. One eyelid goes up and the other follows.

The greatest preparation for a TV show is to already have one season behind you.

What wouldn't have happened to me if I hadn't ended up in Hartford, Connecticut.

I've been asked a few thousand times how much of Columbo is Falk and vice versa.

I truly miss the genius of the music of John Lennon, as I'm sure everybody does.

Someone like Roman Polanski comes with a lifetime of achievement, cinematically.

I want to keel over on stage playing King Lear at age 99 or something like that.

There's a lot of people who feel there's a tabloid journalist who had it coming.

If you don't stick up for what's yours, and defend what's yours... what are you?

We tend to think of meditation in only one way. But life itself is a meditation.

It would be nice to do a movie where I didn't have to choke the girl to get her.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was.

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

For the last five, 10 years, you're seeing the best things happen on television.

Certain writers have it very precise and there's not much room to add something.

When you're an actor and you can set your arm on fire, you feel kind of magical.

I listened to the veteran wrestlers that had tons of experience, like Leo Burke.

We were marching since we were babies and all we did was make Jane Fonda famous.

I think the most stressful thing in movies is when the weather is really random.

Maybe sometimes I have been wrong with some movies. Anyway, I try to do my best.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

I have to say... Justine Bateman may be the most underrated sitcom actress ever.

Doing things like 'Extras' and 'Little Britain' keeps me in with the youngsters.

An American may speak love with his lips; the Italian must say it with his eyes.

Never forget that the most political thing you can ever do is follow your heart.

I think it's fun playing a part that lots of other people have played, in a way.

My favorite scene in this film was the flying car, because that was just wicked.

I've wanted to make films since a really young age. It's always been my passion.

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