The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.

Finding out the truth is only half of it. It's what you do with it that matters.

Don't wait for someone to green light your project, build your own intersection.

I want to be remembered as a guy who inspired, encouraged and made people laugh.

I think we are born into what we're supposed to learn and find out in this life.

I know my audience, and they're not people that the studios know anything about.

I am an architect at heart. I designed every home I've ever had, plus my studio.

Audition is the worst thing. It's like cleaning furniture in a department store.

Give me the compliments. I love compliments. I was born modest, but it wore off.

'Pinocchio's Revenge' was pretty bad. I was basically a stunt double for a doll.

I guess you could say I'm a model slash hotelier slash actor slash screenwriter.

I love my passport. I plan trips very last minute, so I always carry it with me.

I love tabletop and video games, which should be open and inclusive to everyone.

I would love to do some motion capture work just to be able to challenge myself.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.

I do not have to build a perfect wall today. I just have to lay a perfect brick.

I had a hit single on the radio for 30 days before I graduated from high school.

Our thoughts, our feelings, our dreams, our ideas, are physical in the universe.

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.

My understanding is, the fans are so ravenous in Canada, they gnaw on the stars.

When you're a celebrity, people think they know you, but they don't have a clue.

I can't help but have my sights set on Scorsese, Cohen Brothers and Spike Jones.

We are born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Everything in-between is a gift.

I've grown up a lot, I'm on my own, and I've learned some valuable life lessons.

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.

I had phenomenal parents. They kept me very grounded, and I lived a normal life.

I love stories that put you on the edge of your seat and make you feel something.

I started with ballet and then my cousin Sarah introduced me to her tap teachers.

I'm not a super nervous guy in general. I don't live a ton of my life in my head.

Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

Everything I do, it's all about making every moment a quality, meaningful moment.

I am not an artist except that when I envision a concept, I sometimes indulge it.

Watching 'Profit' is like peering into a fishbowl and watching a piranha at work.

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something.

I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor.

Unless you're doing Shakespeare or Chekhov... the written word is not sacrosanct.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up.

I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.

It would be wonderful to think that the future is unknown and sort of surprising.

I think there's some connection between absolute discipline and absolute freedom.

All I want to see from an actor is the intensity and accuracy of their listening.

I actually oddly have done another robot motion capture. I did Sonny in I, Robot.

I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.

So many times you can't get a foot in the door unless you're already in the room.

I remember pretending to be the characters in the movies when I was a little kid.

Elia Kazan - the films he made were such a big deal for me when I was growing up.

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