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I'm, uh, not proud to say it - I play fantasy baseball. It's, like, the dorkiest thing ever.
Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life.
Attitude is attitude, whether you're a West Coast gangster or East Coast gangster, you know?
The older I get, the more I think lightness of touch is an incredibly difficult thing to do.
There are only a handful of really good TV programmes, and I'm blessed to be in one of them.
I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.
A diplomat these days is nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
America, which leads the world in so many ways, can end childhood hunger within its borders.
I've never had to spend any time in the VA hospital, so I really can't speak for those guys.
I like playing misfits, I like playing oddballs, I like playing characters with rough edges.
I picture success and winning. The body has a physical response to mental images of winning.
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
Acting is reacting. You can't react if you're not paying attention, if you're not listening.
After 'Urinetown,' 'Avenue Q' and now 'Mormon,' is there an envelope remaining to be pushed?
I never want to make the kind of film whose impact ends when the audience leaves the cinema.
It's not that I'm sick of the theater, don't get me wrong. I'm just tired of the commitment.
To reminisce with my old friends, a chance to share some memories, and play our songs again.
Your reputation is what influences people to think, feel and talk about you the way they do.
I just want to say thank you to everyone who watched and tuned in and loved my evil gayness.
Regardless of your metabolism, if you stop consuming so many calories, you will lose weight.
I'm getting older now, and though I still surf well, it's hard for me to paddle in big surf.
The technologies of convenience are making our sphere of exploration and experience smaller.
Music means freedom to me. But in acting you can pretend to be someone else and I like that.
I don't know, just scripts randomly appeal to me. I'm not looking specifically at any genre.
Any time I saw people treated unfairly because of race, creed, whatever - it struck a nerve.
The less I work, the happier I am. I discovered that, as most people discover at some point.
Success lasts only three seconds. After that, you're the same as you were before you had it.
I think voiceover is an adjunct that actors have picked up that have given us some security.
For example, I tend to personally reward myself for specific acts of exceptional discipline.
I went to Europe with Spencer Tracy. What a thrill, working with John Ford when I was a kid.
Everything in television is dumbing down even further and it won't stop until somebody dies.
I helped launch 'ET'... I like to see things start, grow, and then move on to better things.
When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
I think you have an obligation to be an optimist. Because if you're not, nothing will change
Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
It's important to make a great first impression, so make sure to hold on to your damn weave.
For me the stunts are so cool, they're one of my favourite things when we're doing the film.
They say never meet your heroes. But the addendum to that is 'unless they're Harrison Ford.'
I feel very privileged working with other actors. Actors tend to be the best company I know.
I copied everything I did in Galaxy Quest from Bill Paxton in Aliens, I owe him some credit.
I'm sort of obsessed with the news. That is a syndrome. But I don't watch a whole lot of TV.
The idea that if you are very clever you shouldn't be an actor would be laughable in Russia.
Don't be an actor. Be a human being who works off what exists under imaginary circumstances.
I might've been witty, but I didn't have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian.
I'm afraid of my mother's paranoia. The more she watches Fox News, the more afraid she gets.
When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.
I couldn't say a specific thing, but the media is not really held to high standards anymore.
I'm a big tweeter, especially when 'Scandal' is on, and I started tweeting some other shows.