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I really like and admire Michael Moore.
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
It's fun to play people who are flawed.
I haven't known life to be any happier.
Depression is not interesting to watch.
I could walk and swim at 10 months old.
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
Robin Lord Taylor is a fantastic actor.
Ive been blessed to have a long career.
Power is always a corrupting influence.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Life salutes u when u make others happy
The heart and the mind, what an enigma.
You make a choice to win and you win...
I feel like giving back is in my blood.
Music kept me sane between acting jobs.
The higher the hair, the closer to god.
I'm really not good blackmail material.
I am a big fan of movies from the ’70s.
I am a big fan of movies from the '70s.
Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must say.
Pain is inevitable. Misery is a choice.
Morning is the best time to see movies.
The medium is secondary to the stories.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Buzzards got to eat, same as the worms.
I haven't been very active in politics.
Fate pulls you in different directions.
Possession is eleven points in the law.
You've got to be fine with who you are.
I like people who try to do big things.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
I have no idea how much money I've got.
I am self-centred. I just adore myself.
Health and an able body are two jewels.
Doctors didn't know what to do with me.
Do I believe in giving up? No, I don't.
The critical mind is the creative mind.
Everybody gets the tattoo they deserve.
I have a rap group called Outlaw Posse.
A lot of a movie is locations, frankly.
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
Some people would say I've made it now.
Did you forget? I'm a heartless wretch!
I enjoy wine collecting and great food.
My father started me singing in church.
Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
I've never really sought out publicity.
If you don't trust the pilot, don't go.