That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

I'm an avid reader. Novels, non-fiction, comics, it doesn't matter. Best way in the world to feed your head.

Little islands are all large prisons: one cannot look at the sea without wishing for the wings of a swallow.

Every time I try to plan something or assume that something's going to happen, it never works out like that.

The fact is, I've been releasing records longer than I've been releasing films, or at least exactly as long.

Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

Most of the time, you find that the smaller the budget, the more the project is about something substantive.

I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.

When you see a guy flying into the air on fire, that's not me, obviously. I do all the water tricks, though.

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.

We didn't have packed lunches at my school. I was a lunch monitor as well - I used to take everyone's chips!

I am passionate. I am political about my country, about what it is, how strong it is, how strong it remains.

Sometimes the failures can be exciting and fun. It's just a step on the road, it's not the end of something.

I know intuitively when the work is right, no training can teach you this, it is simply a matter of feeling.

I grew up years ago doing something that unfortunately doesn't hardly exist any more, a medium called Radio.

You can't reward people who don't want to work with more money than they would make while they were working.

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

It's great that we've got a compassionate conservative, but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

Learning a play is one thing, but to learn to play Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' without music: that's brilliant.

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

Playing Dahmer, there were ups and downs. It wasn't all dark, all the time. I felt a wide range of emotions.

If you're a serious actor, it's when you know you're going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.

I really respond to diversity, a broader landscape, with actors of different ages and races and backgrounds.

I have memories of films that nobody ever saw, that I was very proud of, and those are still great memories.

I did some martial arts training for 'Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,' since the character was an assassin.

A lot of these people were getting to where they didn't need help anymore. You have to start all over again.

With Millais's paintings, it's microscopic; when he does hair, it's extraordinary: you can see every strand.

One of the biggest things I learned was that it's OK to be nervous and admit that you're having a hard time.

Everyone has been really accepting and brought me into the family. I had a lot of fun shooting it [ Fast 8].

I was a crazy guy in Hollywood back in the day, and then when I switched into theater, I got into work mode.

If I could live a parallel life, I would be a sitcom star; being in front of a live audience would be great.

A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?

Starting a new job is always scary, or at least for me it's always scary. It's like the first day of school.

The thing that's very close in the process is writing and acting, not directing. Directing's very different.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy.

I would like to be George Clooney - diplomatic. I just don't have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity.

Very often my weekends are spent performing on Saturday, on stage in the afternoon and again in the evening.

I generally don't feel the need to do more research than is necessary to play the part for me, to inform me.

I don't take myself too seriously. I think that's something so many actors and people in general tend to do.

I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.

My mom always wanted me to do movies where I played, whether I had flaws or not, guys that had a good heart.

I was going to buy a van and move to LA so I could secretly pursue acting without any of my friends knowing.

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.

You're so in love with your children that you'd do anything for them; that's not necessarily the best thing.

Our only teachers and role models for our young men cannot be, you know, videos, and, the hip hop community.

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