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Home is pretty utopian.
I wanted to be a painter.
I get mail; therefore I am.
I try to avoid giving advice.
When I draw, I rule the world.
My investments have been hurt.
I'm primarily just an investor.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
The best things in life are silly.
E-books are impervious to analogy.
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
People vote based on emotion. Period.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
You ever try to go a day without judgment?
People are essentially red meat. They are.
When did ignorance become a point of view?
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!
If I'm going on vacation, I just work ahead.
I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.
People get really caught up in their own trips.
Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
The fact is that even art is subject to fashion.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
Old cartoonists never retire, they just erase away.
Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.
The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.
Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.
It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
It's hard being quiet when one's imagination is so loud
People take a liking to me like I'm a long-lost friend.