Harmony singing isn't meant to be done alone.

Live your dream. Do what you came here to do.

The mind is the greatest weapon in the world.

Destroy the old files, but make copies first.

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

In the land of ideas, you are always renting.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

It's all right; it's not so much fun any more.

My design philosophy has always been eclectic.

I grew up loving X-Men, Spider-Man and Batman.

You can only go by the instinct that you have.

It's so difficult to shock America these days.

Kenneth Branagh has his stamp all over 'Thor.'

What nerve. Not even a modicum of originality.

Never make forecasts, especially about future.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Good movies are what I wait my whole life for.

History is the same thing over and over again.

I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.

Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

I can't express anger. I grow a tumor instead.

Speak slowly, Michael. He is an honourable man.

Don't let's ask for the moon.We have the stars.

It's humiliating to have to explain your value.

Interior design wasn't something I rushed into.

I didn't understand the Los Angeles atmosphere.

I have a talent for dealing with difficult men.

In another life, I could be a personal shopper.

If anything is leaking, I try to plug the hole.

I don't know if you can be a born-again virgin.

Cliches are what make you understand something.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.

I don't particularly have a wide social circle.

... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.

Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?

I think I speak for all of us when I say, "Huh?"

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Theres nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it.

A Hospital isn't any place to end up being sick.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

I dont see gold as a player in a healthy economy.

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