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I think the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals abused its power all day long.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.
We're sympathetic, but once you step on the field, football's football.
We have built something [a nuclear stockpile] bigger than we can drive.
My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time.
Most people have the wrong idea about me because I've been very private.
To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
It's not being superficial, but looks do attract me from across the gym.
" [Donald] Trump may indeed be a little fascistic."New York Times wrote.
I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
The movie had a much bigger impact on me than I ever thought that it did.
Take custody of your life. Show up, do your best, and let go of the rest.
When I finish playing football, I would like to work with kids and sleep!
It is hard to know what Sarah Palin means in Republican politics anymore.
Journalism in America is dead. I've been saying it on the air since 2008.
Oregon is outflanking California as the most left wing state in the union.
I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em.
Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.
Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.
Clearly, there has been a lack of imagination about how much can go wrong.
Have you seen U2's live show? It's boring as hell. It's like watching CNN.
You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you.
The issues that most impact the average person are made at the local level.
The idea that you can contribute is really important, especially for a kid.
At its core, what we do in 'MythBusters' is turn science into an adventure.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
If you're not the one cooking, stay out of the way and compliment the chef.
My father used to take off his belt and give me a crack. And I'm all right.
The measure of a decent human being is how he or she treats the defenseless.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
I work out regularly because I don't see the mind and body as that separate.
I'm still in touch with a lot people who continue to serve our country well.
I loved being on the radio. Being paid to talk? It's like being paid to eat.
Having a place out of the city is a shortcut toward the mental reset I need.
Lotsa people want to hurt me. That's the price you pay for being a big mouth.
I love fashion, but it's always been my job, whereas horseriding is my hobby.
To do a really good interview, you have to be truly interested in the person.
Science is for anyone who wants to explore their world and understand things.
I am too old to know how to put a naked photograph of myself on the Internet.
I don't think about people watching me on TV. I think it would stress me out.
My personal goals are to be happy, healthy and to be surrounded by loved ones.
I think it's both annoying and beneficial that there's so much freedom online.