And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Historically, Alaska is a place that has attracted those fed up with conventionality.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.

I'm not an early adopter of technology unless I consider it absolutely indispensable.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

I'm like John Wayne. I only play good guys. Describing his cameo role on a TV series.

[To Timothy LaHaye:] So, Mr. LaHaye, when the Rapture happens, can I have your stuff?

If you look at [Donald] Trump's attacks on Jeb Bush, they've been pretty devastating.

I think that the new models of Chevrolet should have Barney Frank as a hood ornament.

When you get pushed down, you pick yourself up and move on. I've never been a victim.

I believe that inside many Americans lies certain uneasiness about capital punishment.

The traditional American family has always been the foundation for success in America.

Compare yourself to yourself and say, 'How can I be better? How can I be the real me?'

The term 'genius' is inapplicable to anyone in this game. A genius is Norman Einstein.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

I'm not a screamer. I'm confrontational, but I don't think that translates into anger.

Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.

Hinkley will be a ghost town. It will be another town lost in America due to pollution.

I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

We lie by not telling you things...We don't lie by telling you things that aren't true.

The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

Seems like I'm in a dream. Prince dead at 57. There are no words to describe this loss.

Certainly when you read someone's diary [ superficial] that's a word that jumps to mind.

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big.

Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em!

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.

That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work.

I'm a national security liberal, which I tell people because it's meant to sound absurd.

66 percent of Americans agree in a temporary ban of refugees entering the United States!

So the mayor of New Orleans would have used his own buses had the people had been white?

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

In prosperous times, the marginal workers get by. But in tough times, they get the shaft.

I would never say never to marrying again but for the time being I'm having a great time.

This is our country, our water. We're entitled to a good life. It's a human rights issue.

And of course there is so much of World War II that is documented that we never have seen

I`m not sure, but [Russia] might be happy to see this guy [Dan Fried] exiting stage left.

I better be honest about my feelings, even those involving loneliness, jealousy, and fear.

I've been nominated for 12 Emmys, and we won - for 'Top Chef' - the only time I didn't go.

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Andy Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

We told you this would happen, if gay marriage is legalized, then much chaos would follow.

I'm not perfect; I've never professed to be, and I don't want to be. How much fun is that?

And of course there is so much of World War II that is documented that we never have seen.

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