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We do not need to endorse that [agains Muslims]type of activity nor should we.
Follow your passion. Be yourself, but check yourself before you wreck yourself.
You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.
Look, I debate for a living so I don't need to learn any lessons from amateurs.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.
That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.
Few people know that I grew up in Germany and that my family still lives there.
Amber Rose is NOT Charlie's [Rose] cousin. I just want to make sure people know.
The thing that's fun about the 'Housewives' is talking to your friends about it.
I believe my customer knows her style and knows how to mix and match your style.
Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
True wisdom listens more, talks less and can get along with all types of people.
If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively.
If you're nasty to me in my place of business, I'm going to be really nasty back.
The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool.
There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.
I know the constitution in Oregon was passed in 1859. Free expression of opinion.
You have to remember that I'm a guy who is happiest in a dark room just thinking.
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
Like when I host a party. I hope my guests get along. But if not, how interesting!
The very idea of printing my diary has always struck me as completely superficial.
Do the atheists in Wisconsin realize they're going to Hell? Did you ask them that?
Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
I'm not all that enthralled by show business, and I'm not that much of a highbrow.
I've actually gotten so I don't associate television with entertainment very much.
We really do prefer to build things rather than destroy things, believe it or not.
I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.
The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.
I have learned when two Republicans are talking about legalizing drugs to shut up.
If you don't want to see the biggest fool in your life; break your bedroom mirror.
I was born in Havana, Cuba and raised in Madrid, Spain. Then I moved to New Jersey.
This is a game, first and foremost. There was only one Vince Lombardi, and he died.
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.
I've seen the power of Life Coaching firsthand and I know how beneficial it can be.
If the military contractors are out of Afghanistan, Karzai is out 15 minutes later.
Donald Trump removed all doubt. He is running for president as a fascist demagogue.
I know every film is different. Every filmmaker is different and works differently.
Liberals say that we are secular country with a majority of Christians, absolutely.
If you want to punish somebody, never talking to them again is a really good method.
The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio.
If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.
It is better to be the cause of an effect rather than be the effect that was caused.
I think there are other alternatives there than hitting a child, striking the child.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has taken American politics by storm.
I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can't believe this is my life!
I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV.
I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Warhol would be painting the Housewives.