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It's very difficult to pin down the President of the United States without subpoena powers.
It is up to each voter to evaluate honesty and competency in a factual, therefore fair way.
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
I thought using the Ayatollah's money to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.
Women have a right, I believe, to do whatever they want as long as they don't break the law.
Kirk Cousins has played much better at the quarterback position than Robert Griffin III has.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
I think capital punishment's day is done in this country. I don't think it's fairly applied.
No matter what Donald Trump does, he`s guaranteed to have support from the Republican Party.
It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.
Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded.
Tom Hanks has taken George Clooney's place as the big-hitter driving a lot of liberal causes.
The First Amendment was written by the Founders to protect the free exercise of Christianity.
None of us can take anything with us when we're gone. It's what we leave that's gonna matter.
I worked hard. I worked late. I went in early. I did everything I could to gain an advantage.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
Theres a terrible price to pay for stress in your life - it really takes a hit on your heart.
I like to be honest, and after all these years I can't be bothered being politically correct.
I love getting into restaurants and getting free stuff - that part of fame I definitely enjoy!
I usually do drive-by insults, and keep moving until I realize the next day how horrible I am.
Fame does different things to different people. For some people it makes them a better person.
Alaskans are basically 'leave me alone' type people who respect and embrace different strokes.
Science isn't just for scientists and guys in lab coats. It's something that everybody can do.
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".
I also paint and enjoy acrylic medium; some of my close friends have paintings I did for them.
There's a terrible price to pay for stress in your life - it really takes a hit on your heart.
[Donald] Trump is a fascist and that`s not a term I use loosely or often but he has earned it.
Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.
President Ted Cruz is going to send the feds to his house, take him out and put him on a plane.
I just thought any workout that is effective and I can do while laying down I'm signing up for.
Now that I'm not a puppet for some director, the Hyneman is free to explore the world at large.
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
So I'd rather have a defense that's successful where everyone's comfortable in their positions.
I don't think there is another person in America that wants to tell this story as much as I do.
I think anybody that gives their opinion in a confident way everyday is going to be criticized.
In 1996, a Republican governor in South Carolina tried to take the flag down. He was voted out.
I don't think a lot of women know how much their chances of having a child diminish as they age.
I think anybody who's curious about anything, including their own mind, is inherently a skeptic.
The [Donald] Trump campaign turned on a dime instantly as soon as those WikiLeaks dumps started.
Every book has mistakes in them, every one. There's never been a book published without mistakes.
I still describe myself as the activist with cleavage. Breast implants made me feel a lot sexier.
I play the piano and have been playing since I was 7, mainly classical Chopin, Beethoven, Mozart.
We don't need a head of state who guts our defenses and draws phony red lines with a pink crayon.
Why should one U.S. airman give up his life when our national security is not in imminent danger?
I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.
A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.
Business wise, I have always learned valuable lessons so I don't regret any decisions I have made.
Social security isn’t a ponzi scheme. It’s not bankrupting us. It’s not an outrage. It is working.
After three straight years of writing, though, I definitely needed a break to just go live my life.