Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

Hypocrisy ... is only bad when it is improperly used.

Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.

A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.

The worst cliques are those which consist of one man.

I like to knock down walls and allow others to enter.

Ev'ry heart beats true 'neath the Red, White and Blue

Good writing excites me, and makes life worth living.

The younger generation will come knocking at my door.

That soul that can Be honest is the only perfect man.

The only riots were the people trying to get tickets.

Profits on the exchange are the treasures of goblins.

Harmony is pure love, for love is complete agreement.

No great inner event befalls those who summon it not.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

If you suppress grief too much, it can well redouble.

We always speak well when we manage to be understood.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

Right now being born a girl is to be born threatened.

Television will do anything for a rating... anything!

No man weighs his words who has but a moment to live.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

Woman is certainly the daughter of Delay personified!

Man is not man, but a wolf to those he does not know.

You get mixed messages because I have mixed feelings.

How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!

Many the wonders but nothing walks stranger than man.

Laws can never be enforced unless fear supports them.

Friendship should be more than biting time can sever.

With out some kind of god, man is not very intresting

Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in forgetful snow

The single Rose Is now the Garden Where all loves end

Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory.

You believe that easily which you hope for earnestly.

I am a human being; nothing human can be alien to me.

Spring, the sweet Spring, is the year's pleasant king

The future is the most expensive luxury in the world.

The best thing about animals is they don't talk much.

I would love to be the poet laureate of Coney Island.

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

It was such a beautiful day I decided to stay in bed.

I'm afraid you've thought me a bigger fool than I am.

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