Obamacare will question your sex life.

Disappointment is the nurse of wisdom.

Damn Americans. I hate those bastards.

A radical is one who speaks the truth.

We have had a long wait for democracy.

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

You can't legislate against stupidity.

Innovation without insight is failure.

Absurdities die of self-strangulation.

Do not debate! is one of my inventions.

It was amazing that I was ever elected.

The ultimate risk is not taking a risk.

If you buy the flag it's yours to burn.

Evil prospers when good men do nothing.

The obvious is always least understood.

In a democracy, power is not permanent.

We will prevent war, whatever it takes.

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

Each man the architect of his own fate.

Wherever the trout are, it's beautiful.

You never know, lightning could strike.

A cat is like a puzzle with no solution.

Any capitalism is superior to feudalism.

No one expected me to become a champion.

History is one damn thing after another.

I can't possibly get into your knickers.

Of course I want to be [prime minister].

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

Pain is evitable. Suffering is optional.

Italy is only a geographical expression.

When Paris sneezes, Europe catches cold.

Business is more exciting than any game.

I hope peace is a part of everyday life.

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?

Mexico has never been anybody's backyard.

Every pint bottle should contain a quart.

I believe in the greatness of our people.

Do nothing and hope the enemy fades away.

One who does not fall, does not stand up.

Most smiles are started by another smile.

My memories are not of time but of times.

Respect is a kind of magic too, you know.

Liberty is security. Freedom is security.

You can't put civil rights on the ballot.

Difference is of the essence of humanity.

When I can't talk sense, I talk metaphor.

Fire on anything that moves on the river.

Mothers can get weaned as well as babies.

Traitors are more dangerous than enemies.

I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.

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