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Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
People that lie to me generally get banished or vanished to the planet Pluto in my mind.
I was a huge fan of Raven because of the way he redefined how a champion should wrestle.
Kurt Angle is an Olympic gold medalist, one of the greatest in-ring performers of all-time.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
I broke into the business in the '80s, and the '80s was based on hyper-exaggerated reactions.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.
The biggest thing I want to do is not travel as much as possible. I enjoy not traveling very much.
Modern day wrestlers are fans of the performance of wrestling instead of the concept of wrestling.
I think tag team wrestling is every bit as exciting, if not more exciting than singles competition.
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
Vince McMahon became a billionaire based on Attitude, and Attitude was spawned by the ECW experience.
My father was an attorney in the state of New York, which is where I came up with the term 'advocate.'
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.
Two things I have never done and never plan to do are catch Coronavirus or meet Jelly Nutella in person.
You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure...You cannot achieve success if you FEAR failure.
Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.
I met Rick Rubin through Cat Collins, a DJ friend of mine that had worked for Rubin at American Recordings.
I had always in the past thought The Ultimate Warrior was the epitome of a guy making money with no talent.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Wrestling is an art form. I don't worry about those who don't get it; I worry about satisfying those who do.
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
Nick Aldis is a great champion. He looks like a professional athlete. He dresses like one. He carries it well.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Dana Brooke's entire face looks like it was remodeled after somebody set fire to it and put it out with an axe.
You can make kids and fans happy without calling them on the court in the last three minutes of the NBA Finals.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
Since I left the wrestling business and got in the Jim Cornette business, my blood pressure is down considerably.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler's match was the one thing people believed most about wrestling in the last 35 years.
Defeat is a wonderful experience if it motivates you to never forget you're only as good as your last performance.
No one goes to WrestleMania wanting to walk away goin,g 'Yeah, it was okay, but I thought last year's was better.'
I know a lot of people may not really believe this, but I'm kind of outspoken and I like to tell people what I think.
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
I was a big fan of The Revival when they were in NXT. I thought they were as good as Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson.
If your heart's not pumping premium on WrestleMania Sunday, then I don't understand what you're doing at WrestleMania.
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
CM Punk clearly established during his time as a Paul Heyman Guy that he was, as the billing suggested, The Best In The World.
Even my enemies would acknowledge that I'm a great judge of talent, and this statement will be proven true time and time again.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.