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You bloody silly fool!
Do people trip over you?
British women can't cook.
It's a vast waste of space.
Do you work in a strip club?
They're not mating are they?
So this is feminist corner then.
You managed not to get eaten then?
You look like you're ready for bed!
Are you running away from something?
The bastards murdered half my family.
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
Do you still throw spears at each other?
There's a lot of your family in tonight.
Can you tell the difference between them?
You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.
Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.
Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
This could only happen in a technical college.
It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!
Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?
That's more than you know about anything else then.
And what exotic part of the world do you come from?
Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.
I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.
It's better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?
Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.
If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
Everything that wasn't invented by God is invented by an engineer.