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Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Truth exists; only lies are invented.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Technology has to be invented or adopted.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Everyone knows queers and women invented punk.
Music was invented to confirm human loneliness.
Invented memory is a subject that fascinates me.
They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.
Every perfect life is a parable invented by God.
Black Sabbath invented heavy metal, in my opinion.
Nothing is invented and perfected at the same time.
The true success is the person who invented himself.
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
The Laffer Curve, by the way, was not invented by me.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.
Everything that wasn't invented by God is invented by an engineer.
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
Jazz is a racist musical form invented by whites to enslave blacks.
You could say I was too lazy to calculate, so I invented the computer.
The word tomorrow was invented for indecisive people and for children.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
All the best musicians started out in church; Jesus invented rock 'n' roll.
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.
They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.
I'm one of those people who says, 'yes, cinema died when they invented sound.'
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book.
Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.
A created thing is never invented and it is never true: it is always and ever itself.
All of this technology wasn't available to Einstein. I bet he would've invented LIGO.
I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up!
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
The Internet was invented in America but has found its largest number of users in China.
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
I don't think the West needs to apologize - or pay - for having invented the steam engine.
Chuck Berry invented rock 'n' roll. He was one of the best songwriters of the 20th century.
