“ People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. Mitch Hedberg Comedian
“ If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton Former United States Secretary Of State
“ Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive. Rodney Dangerfield Comedian
“ When nearly a third of our high school students do not graduate on time with their peers, we have work to do. We must design our middle and high schools so that no student gets lost in the crowd and disconnected from his or her own potential. Christine Gregoire Former Governor Of Washington