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I don't want to be THE president, but I would like to have A president.
I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.
The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is a shame.
I think it's the entire Washington establishment that is against Trump.
I work in a public forum, and all I can do is say what I honestly feel.
If you don't have courage, you can't practice any of the other virtues.
Here's my thought about fake breasts: If I can touch them, they're real.
I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.
A rotten apple in the Guardian Angels stigmatizes us all over the world.
How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.
A fear of the unknown keeps a lot of people from leaving bad situations.
Why do I pray? Because I never know what's going to pop out of my mouth.
Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.
Democrats are unified under the premise of total political annihilation.
Profitability is where the country grows and everybody rises up with it.
Getting reelected is the most important job every senator thinks he has.
It really is a shame that the truth is perceived as an extreme position.
If you're watching cable news, you are going to get a distorted picture.
Sharia law is totally intolerant of homosexuality. It's not permissible.
My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.
Poverty and wealth inequality are a form of instability into the future.
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.
If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.
Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.
I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.
My political position is that I'm happy to be alive and in North America.
Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'
Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.
The Democrats can't lose on their own. There always has to be some trick.
Don't jump down - folks, contraception in the Catholic Church is a thing.
If it's done right, radio can just be far more important than television.
I'm consistent, and they know I don't waver and all that. I'm dependable.
I've been on MSNBC and CNN and Fox News. Not just Fox News, not just CNN.
LeBron James and Dwyane Wade don't just beat you, they snatch your heart.
I believe if we make black America better, we make all of America better.
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.
With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.
Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.
Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution.
That Bill Clinton. He probably doesn't know how to log on to the Internet.
I understand the pain of withdrawal, too. I wouldn't want that on anybody.
I've always said that people are desperate to find meaning in their lives.
Why does the left protest and the right doesn't? The left is a hate group.
The left, if you get them honest, will admit they know they're a minority.
LeBron James has cemented himself as one of the GREAT PLAYERS of ALL TIME.
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.
I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.