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You can't sue a president, a former president. They're indemnified.
Be careful about gossiping because loose lips really do sink ships.
Music is the soundtrack of our lives, it's essential for our lives.
NBC's priorities are Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, and then there's me.
I'll say I'm happy doing my thing. No one says 'no comment' anymore.
If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
If I sound like I'm enjoying myself, it's not artificial. It's real.
California just is so deeply left, particularly coastal. It just is.
Whatever the Democrats want, yeah, they should get it. We're for it!
I've watched presidential debates since I was a teen, and I love it.
Today Facebook went public, just as Myspace's last user went private.
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.
He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in.
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.
Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant.
It is wonderful to be in solidarity with another big group of people.
The silent majority, that's actually an invention of Richard Nixon's.
People like Obama think you are incapable of doing anything yourself.
The media is news gatherers. Why in the world are the media a factor?
If you want what happens in the US, it can happen where you are, too.
Ninety percent of my thoughts are, "How will this work on the radio?"
Donald Trump doesn't believe that the Constitution is a suicide pact.
You learn more from ten days of agony than from ten years of content.
You don't buy chemistry, nor do you manufacture it, it is what it is.
I care about how I look, but I don't care about the fashion industry.
I have opinions that are based on the facts that are presented to me.
In some states, not even 50 percent of black boys finish high school.
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.
Whether by pill or invasive surgery, abortion is never good for women.
I want people to enjoy reaching out and making their dreams come true.
End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.
You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.
The Republicans that want to get rid of [Donald] Trump are a minority.
The problem is the Democrat Party is not Bill Clinton's party anymore.
North Carolina used to be reliably red. Now it's a battleground state.
The problem with this world is the unequal distribution of capitalism.
Donald Trump is great television, just has it. Trump looks good on TV.
The Democrats do not like free speech. And that's not an exaggeration.
Donald Trump doesn't pose a single threat to the greatness of America.
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along.
The Electoral College has been with us since the first days of America.
Basic Economics 101. It's the most complicated simple subject there is.