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I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account.
If any race of people should not have guilt about slavery, it's Caucasians.
If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do.
There is an all-out assault now on the Christian community in this country.
The furthest possible thing from the truth is that I hate or dislike women.
The problem with this world is that there isn't enough liberty and freedom.
[Bill] Clinton remained in campaign mode the first years of his first term.
The only tool the Democrats have is in the Senate, and it's the filibuster.
I think in the world of politics run by the left, men have been chickified.
If the show sucks, I ain't happy. If the show is damn good, I'm very happy.
Radio affords you the opportunity to pontificate and elaborate extensively.
I picked out my Halloween costume. I’m going as 'Slutty Madeleine Albright.'
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.
Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know
This will be Michelle Obama's last opportunity to try to get me to eat kale.
CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.
Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?
Freedom without virtue isn't freedom - it will eventually destroy a society.
Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.
Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America.
The standards have sunk so low throughout our culture that who really knows.
[Donald] Trump has more of a mandate than any president since Ronald Reagan.
A messianic Jew is a Jewish person that believes Jesus Christ is the savior.
What caused the economic collapse 2008? It was the subprime mortgage crisis.
It's not Trump who is insane. It's everybody who is predisposed to hate him.
I used to believe that we could change the media. I was as naive as anybody.
My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point.
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?
When I was almost 13 I was ripe for religion. I was actually just plain ripe.
Change Won’t Happen Immediately, as Nigeria’s Problems Didn’t Start Overnight
Every aspect of Obamacare is an affront to the very founding of this country.
Vote to protect your family. Vote for honesty, integrity, and accountability.
Donald Trump has nobody helping him other than the people that voted for him.
It's not uncommon for young people to expect things. It's part of growing up.
The Democrats' version of immigration is all about securing additional votes.
I thought we were gonna get "Smooth Operator." That song was big in the '90s.
Converting liberals is always a great thing. It makes every day worth living.
Erdogan wants an old-fashioned Islam, if you will, for lack of a better term.
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.
The way the Democrats go about seeking equality is to lower people at the top.
Anybody that has a decent job or career has it because they love what they do.
Donald Trump represents and speaks for people who get nothing from government.
I'm developing a record company. I'm learning how to supervise music on a film.
Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.