Enemies,' the wizard said, 'are the price of honour.

This is the right time, and this is the right thing.

Don't brood on the past, but don't forget it either.

A bad book about the love of God remains a bad book.

To be unknown to God is altogether too much privacy.

For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.

Life is becoming no more than staring at the screen.

Formula for success: under promise and over deliver.

There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

Execution Excellence! (Show up on time! Leave last!)

Have some fun while you wait for the will of heaven.

Don’t misuse the pencil and don’t torment the paper.

Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.

Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.

It is a thousand pities never to say what one feels.

Incessant company is as bad as solitary confinement.

But beauty must be broken daily to remain beautiful.

There'll be oceans of talk and emotions without end.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything.

All succeeds with people who are sweet and cheerful.

If it's too silly to be said, it can always be sung.

Secret griefs are more cruel than public calamities.

England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.

Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great.

if you can't keep him interested, that's your fault.

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.

It is as wise to moderate our belief as our desires.

Your mouth is a lonely place but I keep coming back.

Be scared. You can't help that. But don't be afraid.

We shall not kill and maybe next time we even won't.

Avarice is the miser's dream, as fame is the poet's.

A tiger does not proclaim his tigritude, he pounces.

The only acceptable cravat is the original Croat one.

Mothers are inscrutable beings to their sons, always.

Nonviolence is absolute respect for each human being.

Enlightenment is the unaltered state of consciousness

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

Most victories are, in the best way, acts of revenge.

Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect.

The world's a stage, & everything else is Vaudeville.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

The magic is over, but its effects will live forever.

You shouldn't miss someone who don't miss you, right?

Brown people wouldn't speak to someone who was black.

You scholars, you're in communication with the devil.

You can't stamp on people and not get hurt in return.

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