I think making a pretense of civility toward Eric Alterman is like making a pretense of civility to a scorpion.

Almost every magazine piece I've ever written, I felt like I haven't done it justice, like it was just a gloss.

They give unconditional love and undying loyalty in return for regular meals and an occasional pat on the head.

I hope that one day you will have the experience of doing something you do not understand for someone you love.

There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.

Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat.

She felt as if she were brimming, always producing and hoarding more love inside her. But there was no release.

It was terrible. All of the things we couldn't share. The room was filled with conversations we weren't having.

I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.

When you read something you have written, you have to confront some of the lies you have been telling yourself.

What it must feel like, I thought, to look at something, anything really, and know that it’s for the last time?

Being fired was the best luck of my life. It made me stop and reflect. It was the birth of my life as a writer.

We need to walk to know sacred places, those around us and those within. We need to walk to remember the songs.

We have to permit go with the everyday living we had prepared so as to have the lifetime that's watching for us

As a cop, I dealt with every kind of bum and criminal. They all have more integrity than some Hollywood people.

One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and doing a show.

Even in that time of utter darkness, somewhere deep inside me the memory of love and goodness had stayed alive.

The whole culture is telling you to hurry, while the art tells you to take your time. Always listen to the art.

If you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level any reflection of themselves

We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.

As a writer, I've always felt it's my job to be extremely careful when writing about victims, especially women.

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.

Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.

I have drawn from the well of language many a thought which I do not have and which I could not put into words.

Whatever happens to you, embrace it, the good and the bad equally. Death is just one more thing to be embraced.

[He] had the soul of a poet, and because of this, he liked very much to consider questions that had no answers.

Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.

Tell me when you want to pick it up again." "Tell me when Satan starts a snowball fight." "I'll do that. Lunch?

Shortly before I turned 37 and my older daughter turned 3, I was diagnosed with breast cancer: stage III of IV.

The writing is a joy, so seamless you nearly miss the sheer artistry of the style and the terrific, wry humour.

My father believed a real man didn't read, and my parents hoped I'd get some sense and find a job in insurance.

My aunt could never understand how writing could be a full-time job. She'd keep asking when I'd get a real job!

I do think anger is so difficult for women. Girls think it undermines their femininity; it's not very ladylike.

Memories are who we are. In the end, that's all the luggage you take with you. Love and Memories are what last.

Doesn't anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

What the Gospels actually said was: don't kill anyone until you are absolutely sure they aren't well connected.

I've got news for Mr. Santayana: we're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive.

Here was what Kilgore Trout cried out to me in my father's voice: "Make me young, make me young, make me young!

A lot of people were opposed to it. A lot of people were for it. I myself think about it as little as possible.

Or they'll talk about fear, which we used to call politics- job politics, social politics, government politics.

What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!

There is this feeling that I have a destiny far away from the shallow and preposterous posing that is our life.

The proverbial philosophy of a people helps us to understand more about them than any other kind of literature.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.

I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged.

What was I supposed to say?.....did I tell them the Master had the hots for me, so I'd probably be okay? -Anita

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