“ If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. Dennis Miller Comedian
“ Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to. Dudley Moore Actor
“ I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that. Gary B.B. Coleman Guitarist