“ My backside and my privates. I’m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. Robert Newton Peck Author
“ Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
“ [Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is due to the great number of characters which clutter up the pages. The Russian school is responsible for this. Robert Benchley Humorist
“ Yes. I guess it's the foolish romantic in me, but you see, I don’t think that sex is my Muse. Peter Murphy Vocalist
“ Something about the possession of a book - an object that can contain infinite fables, words of wisdom, chronicles of times gone by, humorous anecdotes and divine revelation - endows the reader with the power of creating a story, and the listener with a sense of being present at the moment of creation. Alberto Manguel Writer