“ Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be...including our perception. Of it Anais Nin Author
“ I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically. Jim Gaffigan Comedian
“ The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name. David Hyde Pierce Actor
“ I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." Mitch Hedberg Comedian
“ My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles Rodney Dangerfield Comedian