“ People think we had a love-hate relationship. Well, I did not love him, nor did I hate him. We had mutual respect for each other, even as we both planned each other's murder. Werner Herzog Film Director
“ Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. Bill Hicks Comedian
“ I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable. Bob Newhart Stand-Up Comedian