“ I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top Comedian
“ I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up. Demetri Martin Comedian
“ The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope Stand-Up Comedian
“ There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. Elayne Boosler Comedian
“ The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal as someone like Marc Maron or a lot of comedians, but they are essentially my life and my interpretation of it. Eugene Mirman Comedian
“ A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions. Gilbert Gottfried Comedian