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Comedians shame people.
People are born comedians.
A lot of comedians are selfish.
I don't like any female comedians.
I know a lot about Jewish comedians.
In real life, comedians aren't funny.
I love comedians. They're my community.
Comedians play off of social commentary.
Jews have a tendency to become comedians.
I'm pretty much only friends with comedians.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
Basically I try not to knock other comedians.
Normal people don't become stand-up comedians.
I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.
Comedians are obsessed with justice and the truth.
Successful comedians are just as neurotic as I am.
I have some friends who are comedians but not many.
I've always felt so unconnected to other comedians.
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
I love comedy, and I love listening to comedians talk.
Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.
I like seeing comedians do stuff that I could never do.
My favorite comedians are basically themselves onstage.
I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.
I think comedians see themselves as people among people.
As comedians, we work our whole lives hoping for a break.
It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.
All comedians have to use their physicality, so I use my size.
You can tell a lot about a person by what comedians they like.
Comedians are always narrating the story of the people. Always.
Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included.
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.
Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!
I am shocked that both the Congress and SAD make fun of comedians.
Well, audiences will laugh at a lot of things that comedians won't.
I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy.
Comedians are not well people. Well people are not drawn to creating.
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.
What all my favorite comedians have in common is extraordinary honesty.
I have never ever hung out with actors and comedians. I can't stand it.
We're so insecure, comedians. 'Did you laugh? Do you think I was funny?'
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast.