“ The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. Sid Caesar Actor
“ Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome Nicholas Sparks Novelist
“ You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is! Dylan Moran Comedian