“ Losing Michael Jackson is a handicap. It's the Lakers trying to win a championship without Kobe Bryant. Tito Jackson
“ Wow, bad news. Mr. Obama now hates Israel because the Israelis want to build 1,600 apartments in their own capital city, Jerusalem. Russia hates Israel, too. So do the Europeans. So does Ban Ki-moon, a Korean who is secretary-general of the UN. Ben Stein Actor
“ Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left? Bobby Darin Singer-Songwriter
“ I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. Charlie Sheen Actor
“ We had good white friends who advised us against taking the war path. My friend and brother, Mr. Chapman, told us just how the war would end. Chief Joseph
“ I don't know why his lawyers didn't tell him, 'You don't have to answer any questions about your private life, Mr. President. Let them sue you. Take the heat. You don't have to answer.' Chris Matthews Commentator
“ When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is. Dan Quayle Former Vice President Of The United States