“ "No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest - which is kind of the point of these reports - I was already unzipping his pants. Ally Carter Author
“ Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent. Cal Thomas Columnist
“ If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later. Cody Lundin Television Host
“ When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion. Dane Cook Comedian