“ Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. George Carlin Comedian
“ From the takeover of Detroit and the failed stimulus packages to the enactment of Obamacare, the president and congressional Democrats chose to use Americas economic crisis as an excuse to expand government rather than as an opportunity to responsibly shrink it. Jeb Hensarling United States Representative
“ Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. Jim Carrey Actor
“ Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something. Joan Rivers Television Personality