“ The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. Robert Graves Poet
“ I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Ellen Degeneres Comedian
“ I received $100 per week when I started working at the Globe after graduation. Will Mcdonough Sportswriter
“ Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. E. B. White Writer
“ It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year. Truman Capote Author
“ I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there. Alvin Martin Footballer