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Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

Dave Barry / Author
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Never lick a steak knife.

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Too many rocks in the mountains.

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Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time.

Florence King Novelist

No one is more sentimentalized in America than mothers on Mother's Day, but no one is more often blamed for the culture's bad people and behavior.

Anne Lamott Novelist

Fourth, to assure every entrepreneur and every job creator that their investments in America will not vanish as have those in Greece, we will cut the deficit and put America on track to a balanced budget.

Mitt Romney Former Governor Of Massachusetts

Why is it that our young kids all across America can solve the most complex problems in a video game involving executive decision making and analytical thinking, yet we accept the fact that they can't add or read?

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The mecca of filmmaking in the world just so happens to be in America. It's quite simply a case of us just going where the work is.

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