“ I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly Comedian
“ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. Mark Twain Author
“ I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. Jimmy Fallon Television Host
“ Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. Ken Dodd Comedian