“ A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts. Burton Malkiel Economist
“ Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. Chi Chi Rodriguez Professional Golfer
“ I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys. Dick Dale Guitarist
“ Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. Douglas Coupland Novelist