Not to know how to deny our soul its own wishes, is to foment a very hot-bed of vices.

I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.

I always remove my makeup before sleeping and moisturise before bed and in the morning.

Few of Caesar's assassins outlived him by more than three years, or died in their beds.

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.

I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.

I’m not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep. Good for him.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

And when thou art weary I'll find thee a bed, Of mosses and flowers to pillow thy head.

Love is not always bed of roses. When its unfulfilled, it causes immense pain and anger.

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.

I feel as if one would only discover on one's death bed what one ought to have lived for

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

I love 'Sky Whale!' I play it in bed, I play it in church, I even play it on the toilet!

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.

I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.

The best moments in my life are just before going to bed. Those are my happiest moments.

I live a rock-star kind of life where I don't go to bed until 4 A.M. I'm very nocturnal.

When I was in high school, my mom worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond, so I was always there.

You don't appreciate life until you get to the other side. Like lying in a hospital bed.

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.

Of course I'm going to be labeled as a sex symbol. I made my bed, and I'm sleeping in it.

He who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is.

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don't always hiss or muck up the day, each day.

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.

Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!

If I lie down on my bed I must be here, But if I lie down in my grave I may be elsewhere.

I would be miserable if I went to bed without having written 1,000 words about something.

Habits are like comfortable beds. They are easy to get into, but difficult to get out of.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

To me, there's nothing on earth other than women. It's why I get out of bed every morning.

She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk

Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer.

It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

Laurels grow in the Bay of Biscay, I hope a bed of them may be found in the Mediterranean.

Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north.

A time when it is far too early to arise, but so late that going to bed makes small sense.

Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.

There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.

I sleep the best in my own bed, which is too bad because I'm not sleeping in my bed enough.

I go to bed dreaming, thinking that I want to be the best in the octagon and be a champion.

For in pure maidens, knowing not the marriage-bed, the glance of the eyes sinks from shame.

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

My best advice is to work out with a buddy. They keep you motivated and get you out of bed.

The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.

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