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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
You don't get inspiration sitting at a drawing board or in front of your computer.
Yes, I am a quantum mechanic! Those darn quantum computers break all the time.
A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
You can see the computer age everywhere but in the productivity statistics.
The computer allows me to execute my ideas at the speed I think them.
I didn't have a computer until I was 19 - but I did have an abacus.
From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us.
I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems.
It is hard to smash a computer when you're laughing.
Computers double their performance every month.
Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.
If computers are the wave of the future, displays are the surfboards.
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer.
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
Did you really invent the computer, or am I being pranked right now?
Why is it that drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?
Windows 8 is key to the future, the Surface computer.
There is a real danger that computers will develop intelligence and take over.
Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.
My goal wasn't to make a ton of money. It was to build good computers.
Anyone who spends their life on a computer is pretty unusual.
It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.
This whole phenomenon of the computer in a library is an amazing thing.
Besides, REAL computers have a rename system call.
The future of Windows is to let the computer see, listen and even learn.
I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.
I see little commercial potential for the Internet for at least ten years.
Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality.
What about writing it first and rationalizing it afterwards?
A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.
Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.
You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language.
I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.
In general, they do what you want, unless you want consistency.
Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.
Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.
I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.
The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.
I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.
Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.
It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.
You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.
The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.