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I love producing other people's work, but presenting is a very serious business. It's a marriage.

And that's when I know it's over. As soon as you start thinking about the beginning, it's the end.

There cannot be peace where there is not trust; there cannot be freedom where there is not loyalty

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.

Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

A woman dictates before marriage in order that she may have an appetite for submission afterwards.

In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

Marriage isn't a 50-50 proposition very often. It's more like 100-0 one moment and 0-100 the next.

Generally, dictatorships do not work in marriage - or, for that matter, in any other relationship.

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Marriage is like democracy - it doesn't really work, but it's all we've been able to come up with.

A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.

The happiness of married life depends upon making small sacrifices with readiness and cheerfulness.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

Marriage is worse than dying. Why stay with one person for fifty years? We advise against marriage.

It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up.

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

I think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off!

Marriage can be compared to a cage: birds outside it despair to enter, and birds within, to escape.

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.

I must be the mate of the man I had chosen; and if he would not come to my level, I must go to his.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth.

I think we explored the further reaches of for better or for worse than some other married couples.

Either marriage is a destiny, I believe, or there is no sense in it at all, it's a piece of humbug.

A system could not well have been devised more studiously hostile to human happiness than marriage.

Marriage is a plastic flower - marriage is an institution. And who wants to live in an institution?

If you loved someone, you loved him, and when you had nothing else to give, you still gave him love.

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Marriage is the gold standard of all relationships. It's the currency by which everything is valued.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

The capacity of women to make unsuitable marriages must be considered as the cornerstone of society.

I love marriage. I think it's a wonderful institution and it's the most important decision you make.

I'd like to see marriage count again among African-Americans and not just in the society in general.

Married people should be best friends; no relationship on earth needs friendship as much as marriage

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

I am fairly classless because it is very difficult to class someone who comes from a mixed marriage.

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