This collection holds 12 reindeer quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Unknown, Nicki Minaj and Conan O'brien.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go.

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

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