It’s not over if you’re still here,” Chronicler said. “It’s not a tragedy if you’re still alive.

I'm sorry about yesterday," she said. He hung on to his straps and shrugged. "Yesterday happens.

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

It is either coincidence piled on top of coincidence," said Hollus, "or it is deliberate design.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

When you said the media, the liberals are just being good bots and just doing what they're told.

You’d best ask the lady boffin, sir,” Newkirk said. “Midshipmen aren’t allowed to have opinions.

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.

My great-aunt. . . . said nobody under 18 had any business reading Dickens. . . . She was right.

George W. Bush said the reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in.

I said to Martin Scorsese, 'When are you going to make another film with a woman at the center?'

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

When asked what learning was the most necessary, he said, “Not to unlearn what you have learned!”

I had a nice read on the putt and I said to myself, 'This is for you, Jesus, ' and knocked it in.

As it has been said: Love and a cough cannot be concealed. Even a small cough. Even a small love.

Loss is the hardest thing, I said. But it's also the teacher that's the most difficult to ignore.

Nothing is or is not unless you happen to think it so. That's what Shakespeare said, and he knew.

You can't eat hope,' the woman said. You can't eat it, but it sustains you,' the colonel replied.

Whatever else may be said of man, this one thing is clear: He is not what he is capable of being.

Don't trust women, my mother said to me. Even the ugly ones will take what you thought was yours.

Do what you say you're going to do. And try to do it a little bit better than you said you would.

The best thing on translation was said by Cervantes: translation is the other side of a tapestry.

I think it was Freud who said that we're all arrested at a certain age. For me, it was always 13.

Why do you even put up with me?' 'I'm not putting up with you,' he said, softly. 'I'm loving you.

Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.

"It's gonna be okay," I said. It was the first time in a long time that I believed it. "It will."

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Excuse me," she said politely. "But you can't have him. Not yet. He's going to come back with me.

There's not much to be said about the period except that most writers don't reach it soon enough.

It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms.

Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.

I never said I was the best in anything. I never said I'm an icon. The world decides all of that.

I always said I was never gonna be an entertainer, Suicide was never supposed to be entertainment.

Sadly, it has often been said that my rear is better than my front, so thank you very much indeed.

Anything that is said is not the truth. It is a statement of truth, and no statement is the truth.

First be sure that you know exactly what you want to say. Then be sure you have said exactly that.

Alec would have said he could have benefited from a bit more in the way of constructive cowardice.

He loves basketball. And I said Obama loves basketball. Let's start there, all right. Start there.

Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.

It's a good thing Kerry's dead, because that funeral would've sent him over the edge," Henry said.

My dad said 'When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life,' and I agree with that.

Later," Fang said to Ella and Dr. Martinez in that gushy, hyperemotional, overdramatic way he has.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

As Aristotle said, you have to be an aristocrat or a reactionary to write a good proletarian poem.

I've always said that gray hair looks good on everybody but yourself. To me, it makes me look old.

The more vile the thing that's said about me, the less it affects me. It doesn't bother me at all.

I am a woman. I am a fisherman. As I have said, I am not a fisherwoman, fisherlady, or fishergirl.

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