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Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
One should guard against believing the great masses to be more stupid than they actually are.
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality.
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.
American education has been littered with failed fads and foolish ideas for the past century.
I'm very scared of water. When you don't see the water... I imagine monsters - stupid things.
Even something as stupid as Vine videos makes you feel like you're making things on your own.
He who considers himself a paragon of wisdom is sure to commit some superlatively stupid act.
Out of power, Marxism can develop critical intelligence; in power, it quickly becomes stupid.
People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.
Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
Sometimes you gotta get stupid with yourself, and you gotta enjoy your own company some time.
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish action.
You think this necklace is a tailsman?" "Yep, I'm not stupid Leif. I hang with Death, ya know.
We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.
Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
Dissimulation is innate in woman, and almost as much a quality of the stupid as of the clever.
Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.
I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.
There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
Of all the bigotries that savage the human temper there is none so stupid as the anti-Semitic.
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
It will all go on as long as women are stupid enough to go on bringing men into the world. . .
The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it
She is very plain. What does Henry see in her?'" "He thinks she's stupid. He finds it restful.
But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.
Whoever looks at America will see: the ship is powered by stupidity, corruption, or prejudice.
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.
And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.
Make yourself do something stupid so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad
However stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man.
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.
I know too much about religion to be religious, so to speak, and I am not that stupid, either.
I would never marry a stupid man. Someone who argues, someone who fights, I cannot stand that.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.