Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.

Variety is not everything! Viagra is!

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.

Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.'

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families.

Every time I turn on the TV, it infuriates me. You'll see an ad for Advil or Viagra and hear some monotonous voice warn you about even the smaller side effects like headaches or nausea. When you see a tampon commercial, it's all happy teenage girls running along the beach in bikinis. The dangers are beyond minimized.

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