God may not be there when you want him but he is always on time.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

Well, you know, I played Mufasa in the workshop of The Lion King.

If you like gold, there are many reasons you should like Bitcoin.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem.

People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.

Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live.

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.

You can Photoshop something, put it out, and everyone believes it.

If they don't give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.

What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.

Sometimes things don't go your way, but you get up and keep going.

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

You can kill a revolutionary but you can never kill the revolution.

It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.

Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.

It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

If you're happy, if you're feeling good, then nothing else matters.

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.

You have to really use your imagination to refresh your daily life.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.

There's no time for regrets. You've just got to keep moving forward.

Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it.

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.

Pain is a beautiful thing. When you feel pain, you know you're alive.

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