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The god of the world's leading religion.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
predicament, n. The wage of consistency.
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Congratulations is the civility of envy.
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.
A modern school where football is taught.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.
A man is known by the company he organizes.
REDRESS, n. Reparation without satisfaction.
Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
To the eye of failure success is an accident.
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
I was born to poor because of honest parents.
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Hope is desire and expectation rolled into one.
FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.
CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?
PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.
Think twice before you speak to a friend in need
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
Don't board with the devil if you wish to be fat.
pleasure, n. The least hateful form of dejection.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment.
CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.
Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.
Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.
Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.
To seek a justification for a decision already made.