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I do what I do. Always.
I'm the master marketer.
Tell them it was a foul.
I respect the older guys.
I am a tropical black man.
Incense. Books. Just weird.
I'm short and to the point.
I'm a mama's boy above all.
I have never been a shooter.
I love the Miami atmosphere.
I'm a very quotatious person.
It matters in a fatherly way.
I... am... the son of Jor-El!
You know, I'm very photogenic.
I'll hit them when it matters.
I'm playing like Eric Dampier.
The Spurs are a great WNBA team.
You're messing up my highlights.
One lucky shot deserves another.
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
The Big Cactus. I will stick you.
I'm known as The Big Baryshnikov.
The Miami Heat has the best fans.
No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.
Jealous punks can't stop my dunks.
I'm George Bush. I'm the president.
I take that as an insult, even at 36.
I'm still the Dun Dada of all big men.
I was like, 'Huh? You want my jersey?'
Why aren't the Nets playing in Newark?
You have to foul me to stop me, period.
I just want to keep people entertained.
Get away from my house. What do you want?
This is my disguise, but it doesn't work.
I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.
My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
I know how to turn the bad into good always.
Pat Riley is the best coach I've ever had...
I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.
You like that analogy? That was pretty good?
I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine
I really get motivated when I have doubters.
I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.
I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine.
I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.
Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'
They won't talk to you because I'm undercover.
Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit.
I'm a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.