I love a story that balances pace with detail.

Use the difficulties - if you can't avoid them

God willing, even I might scrape a nomination.

Comedy's my outlet for my ridiculous emotions.

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

I know nothing of what it is to be a gangster.

You don't get bored with stuff like 'Birdman.'

I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.

I'm a leading man trapped in a bad guy's body.

I live a very Kenneth Williams-like existence.

We are treated with such generosity of spirit.

People need medicine and they need therapists.

Is there a God? No. God is a verb, not a noun.

Some jobs are just too hideous to contemplate.

At its heart, music is all higher mathematics.

I would like to talk about my Mama, for a bit.

Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

Long-term boredom can't lead to anything good.

I am the least jealous person I have ever met.

Every great story seems to begin with a snake.

I don't think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie.

That word, fan, has always kind of bothered me

I'm looking at doing things that challenge me.

I've lived a very nomadic life, which I enjoy.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Cinema as a means of expression fascinates me.

A movie studio is the best toy a boy ever had.

Paul is an awful name. I might as well be Bob.

One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.'

If you have no enemies, you have no character.

All I really wanted to be was a working actor.

My motto is, you have to get in a sport a day.

People have the strangest ideas about dwarves.

By year three, you get nicer, bigger trailers.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

You have all the influence you choose to have.

I feel like I made a little bit of difference.

The size of my head though is pretty abnormal.

I don't see myself as the 'Hunk of the Month'.

The making of art is no different than prayer.

I tried to play rugby but was never very good.

The most precious things in speech are pauses.

I really believe that you never stop learning.

I can't write, I can't paint, I don't compose.

Wake up and live. It's a fast world out there.

It's well known that actors are lousy writers.

Tibetan Buddhism had an enormous impact on me.

What we see is what they're trying to sell us.

I really have a new-found respect for dancers.

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.

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