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I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.
Music is always around, and it helps to heighten any emotion.
If I walk up to a bar, they wont see that I'm standing there.
Each show comes with its own set of problems to work through.
If you're not optimistic on some level, then you've given up.
In the end, the actor's main power is the power to say, 'No.'
I think I'm much too earnest to be as cool as 'Boyd Crowder'.
I like there to be some interest in every element of my life.
There's no point in making a movie just to be making a movie.
You know you're old when you're asked, 'Do you have hobbies?'
I love Tom Kenny. And Jill Talley. And Jennifer Aniston, too!
I never really spent time being jealous. Maybe I should have.
It's very rare that people are exactly who they appear to be.
Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Common sense is not an issue in politics--it's an affliction.
Ammunition beats persuasion when you are looking for freedom.
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
When you straddle a thing it takes a long time to explain it.
Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.
You have to make every group you come in contact with better.
I would love to be the John Belushi of drag. He was fearless.
I always equate wrestling to having been in the Marine Corps.
We all want to be 20 again and have that first sense of love.
There was nothing lonelier than a man with a million friends.
All in all, Kirk's character is something I am very proud of.
My plan has always been to return to Broadway every 50 years.
In your darkest times there's always room for a little light.
If I splurge on anything, it's cologne. I love smelling good.
Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
I spend more time in suits than anyone in the corporate world.
You'd be surprised how difficult it is relinquish a cell phone
I've never been part of anything so great as those three kids.
I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children.
As I am becoming older, the only thing that speeds up is time.
I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.
The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped.
I'm a geeky actor, in the way that I like the craft of acting.
Books make great gifts because you don't have to plug them in.
Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy.
My children are the only thing in my life that makes me happy.
Failure has a thousand explanations. Success doesn't need one.
I guess I've always wanted to push the boundaries as an actor.