They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.

I am on the side of the underdog except when I am on the side of the rich

There's something about knowing life is finite that makes it so precious.

Well, we all age, but I'd been taking herbal supplements for a long time.

Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.

My career has been a bit strange. I don't think it took the normal route.

Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.

If I like a movie, I see no reason not to go back for Parts 2, 3, 4, etc.

I never wanted to get caught in doing something that was really one note.

Entitled people drive me insane. The world owes you nothing! Get over it!

You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.

I wasn't ever a huge fan of comics. Just not one of those kids, you know?

I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.

It's nice going to work and not having to always get on a plane to do it.

If you want to protect yourself as an actor, always work with good people

People want to start their day off with a smile or, better yet, a guffaw.

I love to read, and I like the fact that there's some silence in my life.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

I don't enjoy movies in 3D. I find I can't engage with the story as well.

No matter what I have to say, I'm still trying to say it in comedic form.

I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.

I sing and play guitar and harmonica. I've been doing it for a long time.

I like to watch 'Paris, Texas,' but I have no desire to see it. I did it.

Well I directed a few feature length things for HBO in the late eighties.

I generally don't think most situations can be labeled as black or white.

Wes Craven is a wonderful friend, and we had a really good time together.

You've got to wake up every morning and believe, 'I was born to do this.'

I wasn't aware I was trading on my good name; I've never had a good name.

Look, you do the bloody well best you can. You fumble. You make mistakes.

Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.

I have lots of fans, they are mostly under the age of 12, boys and girls.

I see massive potential for entertainment to create wide sweeping change.

Anything I can do to raise awareness and money for charity, I like to do.

I've never had to explain Prometheus to people, ever. Most people get it.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

We are such materialists that all our metaphors are going to be material.

It's interesting sometimes when an audience can empathize with a villain.

Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.

I have a metal plate in my head, and can pop my shoulder and pop it back.

A nice, steady job I don't need that bad. I'm not that satisfied with it.

In work, never have any regrets and always leave everything on the field.

Theater has given me a different perspective on the way I approach films.

I don't always think it's necessary for somebody to be nice all the time.

Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass.

I'd like to film a British commercial; they're better than American ones.

All I know is that when I needed McDonald’s, McDonald’s was there for me.

How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life.

I think I'm losing my hair finally. And, yeah, that's kind of all I know.

Unification is less important than the fact Ireland is now conflict-free.

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